Falling for you
Who is the asshole that lets her second child fall head first off a changing table while she stands literally three inches away and turns her head for one second?
I will give you one guess. You'd think a second-time mom would know better. Not so much.
Emmie is fine. I think I just stopped shaking an hour later.
There's nothing quite like the sight of your child falling face-first into the carpet and hitting her face on the metal heating vent. I think I aged 10 years. Jack happened to be standing right there as well and while Emmie was screaming, I kept telling him it was OK, that he didn't do anything wrong, it was mommy's fault. He looked scared and kept yelling "Josh! Daddy! Josh!" down the stairs until Josh finally came back in the house from outside.
Stellar parenting today, folks, stellar.
I will give you one guess. You'd think a second-time mom would know better. Not so much.
Emmie is fine. I think I just stopped shaking an hour later.
There's nothing quite like the sight of your child falling face-first into the carpet and hitting her face on the metal heating vent. I think I aged 10 years. Jack happened to be standing right there as well and while Emmie was screaming, I kept telling him it was OK, that he didn't do anything wrong, it was mommy's fault. He looked scared and kept yelling "Josh! Daddy! Josh!" down the stairs until Josh finally came back in the house from outside.
Stellar parenting today, folks, stellar.
Labels: Emmie, Injuries, Motherhood




