This one even made me laugh
Every couple of weeks I look at my search terms to see how people find my blog. Recently, there's been a whole lot of searches for hot moms in yoga pants, milfs in yoga pants, and pictures of yoga pants showing ass crack.
Let me just tell the people using those terms and landing on this page: you are not, I repeat NOT in the place you think you should be. There is nothing hot about my ass in yoga pants right now. Come to think of it, not ever. Yoga pants are for when I don't feel like showering. Not for trolling the Internet for fun new friends.
But this particular search made me laugh out loud.
"Me and my fionce split up she is 24weeks pregnant and realy full of shit."
Seriously, dude, I am sorry that happened to you. Not sure what the "full of shit" part entails, but it sounds like a little counseling might get you to the bottom of that. Unfortunately, you won't find what you're looking for here.
You will, however, find some spelling and grammar advice.
It's fiance. Those are probably two different sentences, but perhaps you could get by with a semicolon. And really contains two Ls.
You're welcome.
Let me just tell the people using those terms and landing on this page: you are not, I repeat NOT in the place you think you should be. There is nothing hot about my ass in yoga pants right now. Come to think of it, not ever. Yoga pants are for when I don't feel like showering. Not for trolling the Internet for fun new friends.
But this particular search made me laugh out loud.
"Me and my fionce split up she is 24weeks pregnant and realy full of shit."
Seriously, dude, I am sorry that happened to you. Not sure what the "full of shit" part entails, but it sounds like a little counseling might get you to the bottom of that. Unfortunately, you won't find what you're looking for here.
You will, however, find some spelling and grammar advice.
It's fiance. Those are probably two different sentences, but perhaps you could get by with a semicolon. And really contains two Ls.
You're welcome.
posted by Amy at
9:34 PM
7 Comments:
hilarious!
Too funny!
I think "Yoga Pants" should be your super-hero name. "...Crackin' the whip and doling out advice to Downward Facing Dogs until the Blogosphere is safe once again..."
At least it was only "Yoga pants"-- people seem to find me by Googling every variation of the word POOP and/or PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
I regret ever writing that post.
It make me laugh, too!!! I love my yoga pants, but at 37, I know longer wear them out of the house... :-/
Ack - I meant "no" not "know". Looks like I need some grammar help too!
Check out the yoga pants I found one day while out with my camera!
Now thats how you wear yoga pants!
http://realstreetshots.blogspot.com/2009/11/thru-windshield.html
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