PPD: Postpartum Disgustingness

God help me, we are heading to the Wisconsin Dells tomorrow afternoon for three days of waterpark fun. Why yes, I did just have a baby one month ago. And yes, I am going to be seen IN PUBLIC in a swimsuit. Clearly, I have lost my mind.

Josh found some ridiculous deal on the Internet and my parents said they would love to join us for reinforcements, so we decided Jack could miss two days of school as a special treat before Daddy starts traveling next week.

Not such a special treat will be me in a swimsuit one month after giving birth. I mean I have lost a lot of weight, but we're not talking bare-it-all condition by any means. Thankfully, I do own a rather flattering tankini, so nothing that shouldn't be on display will be.

I am anticipating many harpoon and whale jokes to be made the next few days. Most of them by me.