Oh, the places you will go (in yoga pants)
Remember when I said I can't in good conscience wear yoga pants in public when I am pregnant? Because I am an uppity snob who insists on wearing designer maternity jeans, despite the fact they cut into my stomach and cause contractions when I am in any position except that of standing? And I am too afraid of people thinking I am a big slob?
Oh, how we eat our words at the 35-week mark.
I have now worn yoga pants to school dropoff, school pickup, the library, Costco, the pharmacy, Old Navy, the park, Ikea and Home Depot, among countless other locations in the Chicagoland area.
"Will you succeed? Yes, you will indeed." It's like Dr. Seuss wrote that expressly for pregnant women. How did he know?????
I am sure Josh finds this so HOTT. I mean come on, what's not to love -- slouchy, ill-fitting pants that make my ass look saggy? That screams MILF right there, if you think MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to Forget.
So, without further ado, I present me in all my 35-week pregnant glory. And yes, I am wearing yoga pants. In fact, I wore them all day long. And I have three pair, so guess what, I can wear a similar outfit three more times this week before I need to do laundry. (Who am I kidding? I probably won't even do laundry.)
Oh, how we eat our words at the 35-week mark.
I have now worn yoga pants to school dropoff, school pickup, the library, Costco, the pharmacy, Old Navy, the park, Ikea and Home Depot, among countless other locations in the Chicagoland area.
"Will you succeed? Yes, you will indeed." It's like Dr. Seuss wrote that expressly for pregnant women. How did he know?????
I am sure Josh finds this so HOTT. I mean come on, what's not to love -- slouchy, ill-fitting pants that make my ass look saggy? That screams MILF right there, if you think MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to Forget.
So, without further ado, I present me in all my 35-week pregnant glory. And yes, I am wearing yoga pants. In fact, I wore them all day long. And I have three pair, so guess what, I can wear a similar outfit three more times this week before I need to do laundry. (Who am I kidding? I probably won't even do laundry.)
Labels: Pregnancy
posted by Amy at
9:07 PM
17 Comments:
omg, look at that babeeeee!!
and please, I wish my ass looked half that fabulous in a pair of yoga pants! You've not gained an ounce anywhere except your belly and that's all preshus bebe!
See, I thought the slouchy nature of yoga pants was an advantage. I mean, who's in the mood for an amorous husband in the third trimester?
Oh, and you look adorable -- are you sure you're not just wearing one of those pregnancy pillows? ;)
Hell yah! It's a boy!!! That's all I'm sayin....
You look fantastic and adorable. I fought the good fight regarding yoga pants, but 3 children under age 5 has sucked the ability to give a shit about how I look right out of me. If I have on make-up, pants without an elastic waist or no ponytail, I am highly dressed up! Good luck these next few hard, miserable weeks. Not to freak you out, but in a month these will be the good ol' days!
You do look HOTT! You do what you have to do, right? I spent most of Charlie's third trimester in a giant pair of gym shorts with "Episcopal Athletics" printed on the leg. They were a friend's ex-boyfriend's. Super klassy.
You are such a supermodel! You may "feel" like a bum but you actually look better than most of the people I see at walmart on a given day! So don't worry about it, enjoy your comfy pants!
You look ADORABLE. Seriously, you are a cute ass pregnant lady! Your belly is so perfect and round. Mine is EVERYWHERE and TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
You are so cute! So, so cute! I thought for sure the Gap jean/yoga pat as the perfect solution to your sartorial woes :)
I wish I looked that good, not pregnant!
You are SO cute!!
You're adorable! And I'm pretty sure I have those same yoga pants. Unfortunately, I can't wear them to the office - which is going to suck come April and May.
I've been lurking for awhile now (even through your post begging us to delurk), but I wanted to comment to tell you that my honest-to-goodness first reaction to this pictures was "You're pretty." So take that one to the bank. Someone on the internet thinks you're pretty in your yoga pants.
A) you look cute. B) I wear sloppy yoga pants daily. C) you look better than I do in them. D) I am not pregnant. Good luck in these last few weeks!
Dude, you look hot. No seriously. You do. How do you look so good when you were so sick a few days ago? I'm jealous.
I think you look ADORABLE!
I agree with everyone else that you look adorable =) Hope these last few weeks fly quickly.
Umm...you look AMAZING at the 35-week mark! I agree with Shannon P. Kids'll do that to you. Stop making it look so easy!! :P
And girl, I love your blog- keep it up!
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