Oh mucus plug, oh mucus plug

For your enjoyment, sung to the tune of "Oh Tannenbaum," I present to you: my ode to the mucus plug. Yes, I really composed a song about it. (I totally forgot about the mucus plug until this weekend and then I was dying laughing in the bathroom because it's just so hilarious to see one. And just like with Jack and Emmie, it made its appearance within a day of my cerclage removal. I am nothing if not consistent.)

"O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Thy makeup is much-changing;
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Thy makeup is much-changing;
Not only seen when labor's near,
But also when 'tis there nor here.
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Thy makeup is much-changing!

O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Much hope thou can'st give me;
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Much hope thou can'st give me;
How often has the sight of thee
Afforded me the greatest glee!
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Much hope thou can'st give me.

O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Thy is so gross and slimey!
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Thy is so gross and slimey!
Staring at you is just so fun
But from the bathroom I will run
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
Thy is so gross and slimey!

O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
How much I really miss you!
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
How much I really miss you!
You came and went without a thought,
A few contractions you have brought.
O Mucus Plug! O Mucus Plug!
How much I really miss you!"