Random funny Jack-isms
"Mommy, I need to wash my armhips (armpits)."
(While helping in his class, I tried to wash my hands while he washed his and he put his arm out to block me) "Mommy, we wait turns."
"I am going to hug the baby in your tummy."
"Mommy, I am just kimming (kidding)."
"You have to wash like this (interlacing his fingers) because that's where the germs live. Miss Ashley tell me that."
"Mommy, porcupines have sticks on their backs." (Thank you, Diego video.)
(Seeing me get ready to leave for a meeting at his school) "Mommy, are you going to wear your boots so you can be fancy?"
"Is the new baby going to eat squished food?"
"Mommy, you did not take a shower today, that is why you have pony hair (a ponytail)."
"Frogs eat bugs. And then the bugs are in their tummies and the bugs are broken."
"Mommy, someday when I am big, I will get married and I will live here with you!" (Let's see what your wife thinks about that one,buddy.)
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Jack was watching me type the last of this and announced he wanted to spell his name and Emmie's name. So I am turning this over to him.
jack emmie 1234567890 mommy
(He is clearly a genius.)
(While helping in his class, I tried to wash my hands while he washed his and he put his arm out to block me) "Mommy, we wait turns."
"I am going to hug the baby in your tummy."
"Mommy, I am just kimming (kidding)."
"You have to wash like this (interlacing his fingers) because that's where the germs live. Miss Ashley tell me that."
"Mommy, porcupines have sticks on their backs." (Thank you, Diego video.)
(Seeing me get ready to leave for a meeting at his school) "Mommy, are you going to wear your boots so you can be fancy?"
"Is the new baby going to eat squished food?"
"Mommy, you did not take a shower today, that is why you have pony hair (a ponytail)."
"Frogs eat bugs. And then the bugs are in their tummies and the bugs are broken."
"Mommy, someday when I am big, I will get married and I will live here with you!" (Let's see what your wife thinks about that one,buddy.)
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Jack was watching me type the last of this and announced he wanted to spell his name and Emmie's name. So I am turning this over to him.
jack emmie 1234567890 mommy
(He is clearly a genius.)
Labels: Jack, Kids Say Funny Shit
posted by Amy at
1:41 PM
8 Comments:
An obvious genius. Although, I'm not sure his wife will appreciate living with you. :)
omg! I loove your little Jack. Loving the pony hair and living with you when he gets married. So precious and cute.
So sweet - love the pony hair!!! And I am so stealing this post theme - Tara says so much funny stuff lately and I need to memorialize it!!!
Adorable!
Harry is going to live with me, too. I think we're going to be the BEST MILS EVER.
hilarious! I love the fancy boots comment. Love what comes out of their mouths sometimes.
I have a Jack and an Emmie, too! Awesome names, if I do say so myself. ;o)
Eizabeth and Amelia are both obsessed with armpits, although they get confused between armpits and breasts...which is great fun now that I'm nursing again!
So I'm new to your blog. . .how old is Jack? He's hilarious!
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