Kick me when I'm down
Jack has this new awesome trick where he loses his mind and runs around like a maniac before naptime. Getting him on the potty, washing hands and into bed is torture. Really. This could be used on prisoners to obtain information.
Today he added the fantastic element of kicking me in the face. One minute I was getting his pullup on him and the next, his foot connected with my chin. Hard. It brought tears to my eyes and a yell to my throat.
I raised my voice to a decible he has never heard before and you know what he did? He laughed at me.
Who does that? Who gets screamed at mere inches from his face and just laughs?
Serenity now, serenity now.
Today he added the fantastic element of kicking me in the face. One minute I was getting his pullup on him and the next, his foot connected with my chin. Hard. It brought tears to my eyes and a yell to my throat.
I raised my voice to a decible he has never heard before and you know what he did? He laughed at me.
Who does that? Who gets screamed at mere inches from his face and just laughs?
Serenity now, serenity now.
posted by Amy at
10:41 PM
3 Comments:
oh gosh. I'm reminiscing from your stories. Jack and Ethan must be related somehow.
That is hilarious. Well, only in a I've been there sort of way. Isn't it brutal what they think is a game?! My daughter does the same thing, only after laughing she "spanks" herself to save me the effort. I guess she figures she can beat me to the punch (no sick pun intended)
Once I tried swatting my daughter's hand when she touched something I had repeatedly told her not to. She immediately stuck out the other hand for me to hit as well. Effective, huh?
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