Even more mindless drivel

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Self, I wonder what exotic and life-changing thing Amy is doing right now?" And you ran to check my blog, but realized I only update at night after the kids go to bed because that's the only peace and quiet I have? And you wept, because you needed something more in your life? And you weren't sure why I was phrasing everything as a question? Like an up-talker?

Have I got some fabulous news for you.

I have up and joined Twitter. Now you too can subscribe to my Tweets and read about my adventures as they happen. In real time. Because trust me, there are some things that can't wait for the evening. I mean who isn't going to want to see updates from the timeout mat where I have to employ a leglock to keep my 2-year-old from running away? Or the bench at the playground where all the nannies are texting God knows who on their phones for 45 minutes while their charges throw sand? Or the bathroom where I am trying to pee by myself but my toddler keeps opening the door asking if he can flush it for me?

I asked Josh if he wanted to be my first follower. He said no. I told him it would be fun! With an exclamation point! And he said no, again. Because he hates fun. And puppies. And rainbows.

So I invite you to follow me and my tweeting on Twitter. There's a little thingy in the sidebar over on yonder to the right and you can click it to subscribe. I'll try to bring my A-game. Maybe Josh will jump on the bandwagon eventually.