There's early, and then there's EARLY

You wanna know where Emmie is right now (8:45 p.m.)? Sleeping. You wanna know what time she fell asleep? 5:25 p.m.

Yes, you read that right. I thought she was just taking a late nap and she decided to go down for the count.

This surely means she'll be awake at 5 a.m. and I will be a walking zombie.

I know, I know. They say sleep begets sleep and she might actually sleep longer with all this restfulness in her system. But I also know these things tend to bite me in the ass.