Potty talk

Today's conversation during a potty break before naptime...

Jack: Penis!
Me: Yes, that's your penis.
Jack: Jack penis.
Me: Yep, Jack's penis.
Jack: Daddy penis?
Me: Yep, Daddy has a penis. (I'm sure he loves me blogging about it, too.)
Jack: Emmie penis!
Me: No, Emmie doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Girls don't have a penis.
Jack: (pauses and smiles) Mommy penis all gone!

That was the first time he's ever strung four words together. Of course one of them had to involve the genital region, but I am proud nevertheless. Not sure where my penis has gone, but hopefully we won't be talking about it at the playground tomorrow.