Think he watches me much?
This afternoon I was feeding Emmie. Jack, who was gunning for his 750th timeout of the day, decided to pick up his doll and hit it, instead of one of us for a change. I reminded him we don't hit the doll baby either, because it's not nice and it hurts.
Reminded might be a little mild. Perhaps "told him in a strong tone of voice" might sum it up better. It was 4:30 p.m. I was tired of getting hit. I was also tired of deflecting his hands and feet away from his poor sister's head.
He looked down at his baby and said, "Eat?"
I said, "Well sure, your baby can eat."
He then proceeded to pretend to unzip a sweatshirt (with the sound effect "wup!" which is how he says the word zip) and pull his shirt up. He then took his baby and pressed her head to his chest.
He stared at me like, "What the hell woman? Now what do I do?"
Then he threw the doll baby down and walked away.
I think a little biology lesson might soon be in order.
Reminded might be a little mild. Perhaps "told him in a strong tone of voice" might sum it up better. It was 4:30 p.m. I was tired of getting hit. I was also tired of deflecting his hands and feet away from his poor sister's head.
He looked down at his baby and said, "Eat?"
I said, "Well sure, your baby can eat."
He then proceeded to pretend to unzip a sweatshirt (with the sound effect "wup!" which is how he says the word zip) and pull his shirt up. He then took his baby and pressed her head to his chest.
He stared at me like, "What the hell woman? Now what do I do?"
Then he threw the doll baby down and walked away.
I think a little biology lesson might soon be in order.
Labels: Breastfeeding, Jack
posted by Amy at
9:24 PM
4 Comments:
sounds familiar, my little boy did that too. I think once was all he needed, and he realized it was no fun either.
Fantastic!
Oh dear lord, that cracked me up!
Well, you can always hope that he'll grow up to embarrass himself by showing his wife with a newborn babe by trying to show her how to use a breast pump...by demonstrating on himself.
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