That's a cactus

I totally forgot to tell y'all that we were going on vacation! To Phoenix. With the childrens. And the whole fam.

So here we are in Scottsdale where it's nice and sunny and warm. Ha ha to all you suckas in the cold climates. It's nice to go without a jacket and Jack was really confused this morning and kept trying to pull his short sleeves down on his arms.

Emmie is a trooper and slept the whole time at the airport and on the plane. Jack didn't nap. And was awake for 12 hours. But didn't throw any tantrums and was super well-behaved. Despite the two-hour delay at O'hare while we waited for a pilot coming from Dallas. Who never came. So they got a new one after all the waiting. Do you like these sentence fragments?

But that's neither here nor there. We arrived and we're going to see some baseball and soak up some sunshine. The kids will get to swim, but lord knows nobody wants to see my postpartum ass in a swimsuit so I think I will watch from the side.

By the way, there is nothing more depressing than shopping for warm-weather clothes at seven weeks postpartum. UGH.