Fork you
If you would have been at art class with us last week, you would have found me laughing while my son screamed "FUCK! FUCK!" at the top of his lungs. Of course, everyone knows that translates to "Fork! Fork!"
Because one time, a few weeks ago, we painted quills on a picture of a porcupine with forks. Hence, we should paint with forks every time. And if you can't pronounce fork, and the way you pronouce it sounds exactly like a highly objectionable word, well that makes you wildly popular at art class.
You would also have seen me laughing later that morning as he screamed C*O*C*K at the top of his lungs in the Costco parking lot. Of course, everyone knows that translates to Cart.
This is the part of 2 years old that I find so awesome. When else can you scream obscenities at the top of your lungs and make your mother laugh like a 12-year-old boy?
Perhaps this is why we didn't get in to preschool.
Because one time, a few weeks ago, we painted quills on a picture of a porcupine with forks. Hence, we should paint with forks every time. And if you can't pronounce fork, and the way you pronouce it sounds exactly like a highly objectionable word, well that makes you wildly popular at art class.
You would also have seen me laughing later that morning as he screamed C*O*C*K at the top of his lungs in the Costco parking lot. Of course, everyone knows that translates to Cart.
This is the part of 2 years old that I find so awesome. When else can you scream obscenities at the top of your lungs and make your mother laugh like a 12-year-old boy?
Perhaps this is why we didn't get in to preschool.
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posted by Amy at
11:39 PM
7 Comments:
Love it!
OMG! Our children are using the same objectional words! LOL Emmy says 'Cock' for clock and Fuck for frog. I just blogged about the latter.
My nephew (who will soon be 18) would say BIG FUCK when he would see a BIG TRUCK! And because it was BIG, he had to say it BIG! BIG=LOUD!! Cracked my ass up every time!
I just found your blog and you are hysterical! Thanks for making me laugh!
at least you get a good laugh out of it.
And ditto with the previous post, I check your blog out especially for the humor factor.
So totally true!! While looking at big trucks in Target, my son yells, "Cock! Big Cock!" which is awesome.
Oh, yes! X talkes about "daddy's BIG cuck" all the time!
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