Ho ho NO!
We saw Tanta last week (that's Santa to all you non-Jack speakers) and, well, I will just let these pictures speak for themselves.

Daddy, that is so fake. That is not a real tree. I am not an idiot.

Oh boy, this is great! They have singing bears!

Pay no attention to the sign directing children not to sit on the exhibit.

Since when do elves wear sequined hats? I guess since Marshall Fields switched to Macy's. Lame.

Well howdy Santa. I have heard lots about you.

NO! What the hell is this? Get me outta here. I am turning to jelly and slithering out of his arms, that should work.

I'll just be over here, keeping my distance.

Check out this stuffed dog, Santa. I will show it to you.

What the hell is this? I said NO. Get away Mommy. You suck.

I don't want any presents. Leave me alone!

Daddy, that is so fake. That is not a real tree. I am not an idiot.

Oh boy, this is great! They have singing bears!

Pay no attention to the sign directing children not to sit on the exhibit.

Since when do elves wear sequined hats? I guess since Marshall Fields switched to Macy's. Lame.

Well howdy Santa. I have heard lots about you.

NO! What the hell is this? Get me outta here. I am turning to jelly and slithering out of his arms, that should work.

I'll just be over here, keeping my distance.

Check out this stuffed dog, Santa. I will show it to you.

What the hell is this? I said NO. Get away Mommy. You suck.

I don't want any presents. Leave me alone!






4 Comments:
And Santa's face says it all...
The torture you parent types put your kids through this time of year! =)
I see a Dr Phil episode in Jack's future!
OMG that is precious! (hilarious comments, Amy)
Em wasn't impressed with Santa either, although not to Jack standards!
The slithering drives me BONKERS!
Ah, the annual Santa torture! LOL Too funny!
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