Am I in the Mitchell Report?
Today was a big day for sports fans. The Mitchell Report, detailing the supposed use of steroids and other illegal substances by Major League Baseball players, was released and there were some big names in there.
I would just like to point out that my name was missing. And I have indeed been injected with steroids. It was in the hospital in 2005 and I feel it is important to come clean with you all.
I could implicate other of my fellow Cerclage Mommies out there, but I am maintaining a code of silence. Much like the players, I feel it's not cool to rat out my brethren.
So taking responsibility for my own actions, I am admitting right now: I got two shots in the ass in 2005. I don't think it made any difference, although I did see a 5 mph increase in my fastball. At the time, I chalked it up to my increased weight gain from gestating the child.
I refuse to testify before the committee, however.
I would just like to point out that my name was missing. And I have indeed been injected with steroids. It was in the hospital in 2005 and I feel it is important to come clean with you all.
I could implicate other of my fellow Cerclage Mommies out there, but I am maintaining a code of silence. Much like the players, I feel it's not cool to rat out my brethren.
So taking responsibility for my own actions, I am admitting right now: I got two shots in the ass in 2005. I don't think it made any difference, although I did see a 5 mph increase in my fastball. At the time, I chalked it up to my increased weight gain from gestating the child.
I refuse to testify before the committee, however.
posted by Amy at
3:49 PM
3 Comments:
I, too, am guilty of doping.
In March of 2005, I was injected twice in the butt. I was a gestating super-star after that...
I have been injected 6 times over three pregnancies... My cervix must be so enhanced.
I heard an interview with Mr. Mitchell where he blamed everyone involved with Major League Baseball for the problem. I hate to tell ya sister, that includes us both.
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